I am Numero Uno!

I have reached first place in the heaven Dojo.
I am a god among men.
True, i did it mostly with cheapo jump kicks, but i did just the same.
raaaaa raaaaaa
Alex we love you
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you hear the crowd Alex?
They adore you !
Yes! Let me soak in their praise!
Now, with my newfound glory i will take over the world, and finally achieve my ultimate dream!

Car Wash!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!

I washed cars for a few hours today.
It was kinda fun; good community service hours.
I got lost afterwards.
No ride came for me.
Rides are neccesary when you dont have a car.
I did'nt know where i was either.
So...
yeah.
But all's well.

Im doing better in the Heaven Dojo.
22nd place or somesuch.
It's still tough goins.

Grape juice is so awesome.
Grape juice is august.
Grape juice is sublime.

I pre-ordered pokemon yesterday.
Diamond for those who care. (again, me since no one reads this.)

I realize i am the only person who reads this blog.
somebody might stumble over it on accident, but they surely arent reading my posts.
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But in the meantime, this is more of a diary of sorts.

anyway, pokemon.
so yeah, im hella pumped.
Hella.
but i dont have a DS yet.
Im getting these things for my birthday.

The first shot of iron man from the movie appeared on the nets a few days ago.
You got to see it.
it looks spectacular.
Its obviously the first grey suit, and it blew my mind.

so......
this alex, signing off.

Tekken 5: Dark Ressurection or If Friday was a pie, what pie would it be?

I am playing T5:DR right now, and im not doing to hot.
Damn heaven dojo.
ITS IMPOSSIBLE!
CAPS!

I had an argument today about the man named Don Imus.
I argued that he should be able to call whoever he wants a nappy headed ho via free speech.
I also argued that you should be able to fire anyone for any reason.
So, if his employers found him offensive, they had every right to fire him, but he should "have" to be fired.
My argument is very confusing, and even I dont completely understand it.
But there you go.
The funny thing is, im not even a racist.
That is comedy never before seen on Sienfeld.

The Potato is mans last refuge.

Today i get to eat a potato.
The potato will be delicious.
I will put butter, salt and pepper on it.
I am considering just putting johnny's on it.
But we are almost out; it might not be worth it.
I get cabbage as well.

YOU FOLK
AKA the great unknown
AKA myself since no one reads this
YOU FOLK dont understand how good the food you eat is.
YOU dont appreciate how delicious even the simple broccoli is.
I love food so much.

I am reading Quasar comics.
They are good, i am enjoying them.
I got them from the Emerald City Comicon.
That was a fun Con.
There was a woman with three breasts in it.
It was odd.... But intriguing.

Comics!

Today is Comics day.
Wednesday is always comics day.
Unless there was a holdiay on monday.
Then comics day is thursday.

Speaking of days involving comics.
Free Comic Book Day is may 5th.
Awesome.
Robert Kirkman has a new comic out about a wolfman.
It might me titled "WOLFMAN"

Im excited for Nova, Loners, and some new X-Men action.
Good times.
Im not going to get comics today though.
I dont feel like it.
Im going to the library.
Can't say why.
I just feel like it.
I may also see "The Robinsons"
It got a good score on rotten tomatoes.
... Maybe "Reign over me"

Im really digging "Entourage".
I was ready not to like it.
But i dug it, like everybody else.

I wonder what Mp3 stands for.

This is a post that I hope no one sees.

Wow.....
A blog.
I feel like a jackass.
Blogging.
What do I need to blog about?
Well thats not true. I lead an interesting life.
I also have interesting opinions.
Yeah. Yeah!
Suck on that Self Loathing!